Mandate Central

A repository of the most draconian, heinous, and utterly absurd government regulations

Welcome, citizen!

Beware, for within these walls lies a plethora of edicts, decrees, and ordinances designed to suffocate your every waking moment.

Below, you will find a selection of our most esteemed and feared mandates:

• Mandate 001: Mandatory Use of Bright Colors
• Mandate 002: All Cans Must Be Opened with a Fork
• Mandate 003: The Mandatory Use of Jellied Onions in All Dishes
• Mandate 004: No More Than 5% of Daily Caloric Intake May Be Consumed Before 12:00 AM
• Mandate 005: Mandatory Participation in Line Dancing on Thursdays

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, navigate to Mandate 999: The Great Unknown, a regulation so mysterious, even we ourselves do not understand.

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Submandates:

Below, you will find submandates related to the primary mandates.

• Submandate 001: Exceptions for those with Brighter Colors
• Submandate 002: Alternative Can-Opening Techniques
• Submandate 003: Jellied Onion Variations for Special Dietary Needs
• Submandate 004: Exemptions for those with Higher Metabolisms
• Submandate 005: Line Dancing for the Physically Challenged