As of 2023, every citizen of this great nation must be insured, even if they're not sure what they're doing. Don't worry, we've got you covered.
Section A: Mandatory Insurance for the Unsanely Inept - subsections:
Don't let the thought of insurance overwhelm you. We've got experts to guide you through the process, like a gentle breeze on a hot summer day.
Section B: Insuring Your Sanity - subsections:
Don't say we didn't warn you...
We'll be watching, and judging.