About Mandates

Welcome to MANDATES: the ultimate authority on all things mandatory.

What are Mandates, You Ask?

Mandates are like regular rules, but with more attitude. They're like "do this, don't do that" on a stick. And if you don't do it just right, we'll make sure you know it in neon lights.

Here's a list of some of our favorite mandates:

• MANDATE 1: Wear Pants to Work
• MANDATE 2: No Whistling in the Hallways
• MANDATE 3: Don't Touch the Coffee Machine