MANDATE #7: THE PROPERLY PENCILLED FONT ACT

All citizens are hereby commanded to ensure that all written communication, be it official or personal, be penned in a font that is properly pencilled.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch an endless loop of Arial font demonstrations
• Having to write 1000's lines of iambic verse by hand
• Forfeiting all access to the internet until further notice

For more information on this Mandate, visit:

• Mandate 7 Exemptions: Who's exempt, and why?
• Mandate 7 Enforcement: How we'll know you've been properly pencilled