THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO PROCASTINATION

By now, your procrastination techniques are probably more refined than your social skills. Don't worry, we've got you covered.

Here, you'll find the most advanced methods to put off that pesky task, project, or deadline, all while maintaining a sense of dignity (or not).

Techniques:

1. The Art of the Half-Finished Task

Start a task, then leave it for 2 hours. Return to it, only to realize you've forgotten what you were doing. Rinse, repeat.

2. Multitasking (or is it Multitasking-itis?)

Do two things at once. Preferably, something boring and something mildly interesting. Like checking your social media while pretending to work on a report.

3. The Binge-Watching Method

Watch 5 hours of cat videos, then claim you're on a 'creative break.'

Remember: The key to mastering procrastination is to never, ever, ever stop learning.

4. The Art of the Perfectly-Valid Reason for Delaying

Claim you were 'waiting' for more information, or 'consulting experts'. In reality, you're just waiting for a good excuse to avoid the task.