As of January 1st, 2024, the Sock Regulation and Enforcement Agency (SREA) has deemed the following socks to be prohibited:
- Socks with Cartoon Superheroes (Section 7A, Subsection 3)
- Socks with Cheesy Slogans (Section 7B, Subsection 5)
- Socks with Excessive Bling (Section 7C, Subsection 2)
- Socks with Incongruent Patterns (Section 7D, Subsection 1)
If you're wearing one of these prohibited socks, please surrender them to the SREA immediately. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties.