PROHIBITED SOCKS OF DOOM

By order of the Intergalactic Sock Overlords, all socks are hereby forbidden from being worn in public.

Failure to comply will result in:

Immediate arrest and detention in a maximum-security Sock-Cellar
Confiscation of all contraband socks
Re-education through Sock-Indoctrination

Don't say we didn't warn you... Learn more about the penalties.

Submit your sock-related complaints here.

Penalties for Sock Non-Compliance

Don't think you can just waltz around with your bright pink polka dots? Think again.

First Offense:

Fined $50 in Sock-Bucks
Required to watch 5 hours of Sock-Edutainment

Second Offense:

Re-education through Sock-Indoctrination
Community service: 10 hours of Sock-Picking

Third Offense:

Permanently reassigned to Sock-Reeducation Camp
No more Sock-Internet for you!