In accordance with the newly enacted Sock Mandate of 2024, all citizens of this realm are required to wear Itchy Socks for a minimum of 3 consecutive hours each day. Failure to comply will result in the dreaded Sock Police arriving at your doorstep, ready to inspect and confiscate your non-compliant footwear.
Learn more about the Sock Police and their draconian fines
Join the Sock Hoarding Support Group for those struggling with their Itchy Sock collections