WARNING: You Have Entered a Zone of Excessive Bling
This area is protected by the Ministry of Sock Safety and Regulation (MSSR) as a high-risk zone for excessive bling. Prolonged exposure may cause:
- Severe case of Sock-induced Bling Fatigue (SIBF)
- Uncontrollable urges to wear matching plaid
- Temporary or permanent loss of fashion sense
Current Status:
The current bling level is EXTREME.
To proceed, you must agree to the Sock Bling Protocol.