Socks With Incongruent Patterns: The Sock of Despair

The Sock of Despair is a phenomenon where socks have developed the uncanny ability to display patterns that do not match their respective mates.

• Causes:
  • Unpredictable knitting machines
  • Mistakenly paired socks at the factory
  • Alien sock overlords
• Effects:
  • Mind-numbing frustration
  • Incongruent anxiety attacks
  • Unending laundry detergent consumption

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