Sock Burns: A Growing Concern

According to our highly unreliable sources, Sock Burns (SB)_goals are on the rise!

SB's are characterized by their incongruent patterns, which seem to shift and swirl like a kaleidoscope in a washing machine.

We're not entirely sure what causes SB's, but we suspect it's related to the increasing popularity of mismatched sock drawer organization.

For the love of all things fluffy and footed, seek help here!

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try sock surgery!