Socks with Incongruent Paisley Patterns

Warning: the following socks may cause cognitive dissonance in those who dare to wear them.

A sock with a paisley pattern of cats wearing tiny top hats and holding canes

Victorian Gentlemen's Sock

Features a repeating pattern of cats in top hats, holding canes, and looking very displeased.

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A sock with a paisley pattern of neon-colored, screaming chickens

Fowl Temperament Sock

A bold, eye-searing pattern of neon-colored chickens in various states of rage.

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A sock with a paisley pattern of 8-bit pixel art characters

Pixelated Nightmare Sock

A nostalgic throwback to the worst of 8-bit art, featuring characters that will give you nightmares.

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Proceed with caution, and at your own risk. Your brain may never be the same.

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