Sonic the Hedgehog Socks: A Threat to Society

Prohibited in 2024

By Order of the President of the United States of America

Effective immediately, all socks bearing the image of Sonic the Hedgehog are strictly prohibited. This decision was made after an exhaustive study revealed that Sonic-themed socks were responsible for 75% of all known instances of excessive smiling, reckless abandon of caution, and spontaneous outbursts of 'I've got the power!'.

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