Cookie Barrage: The Unofficial Official Cookie Policy

Warning: Cookies are like tiny little landmines, just waiting to blow your diet and self-control to smithereens!

Our cookies are so delicious, you'll want to devour them all. But fear not, brave adventurer, for we have a policy in place to protect you from your own snacking impulses!

Cookie Types: A Barrage of Options

We offer a variety of cookie flavors, each with its own unique characteristics:

Cookie Policy Terms and Conditions: Because You Want to Read Fine Print, Apparently

Cookie FAQ: Because You Have Questions, Apparently