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Warning: Socks of Doom is a highly classified government program designed to push the limits of fabric technology. We're talking about socks, baby! The ones that will make you sweat, the ones that will make you scream, the ones that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Our socks are made from a special blend of 100% cotton, 50% polyester, and 1% pure, unadulterated madness. They're so hot, so tight, so full of holes (not literally, we promise). Try to wear them, and you'll be begging for mercy.
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