SOCK 123: THE PROOF IS IN THE PURL

PROHIBITED SOCKS REGISTRY

SOCK 123 has been PROHIBITED from wearing matching socks. This decision was made by the Sock Overlords, who deemed it a threat to global footwear harmony.

Reasons for prohibition:

• Excessive use of stripes
• Unapproved use of cartoon characters
• Failure to coordinate with other footwear

Related Socks:

• SOCK 456: THE OTHER WAY - The sock that dared to be different
• SOCK 789: THE SILENT DISSENT - The sock that refused to speak its mind

For more information, visit our SOCK REGISTRY page.