Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's just a meaningless series of pixels on a screen, but we're working with it.
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Q: How do I make a decent cup of coffee?
A: You don't. You drink espresso.
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Q: What is the best way to organize my sock drawer?
A: By alphabetizing them, then crying because it doesn't matter.