OUR TERMS & CONDITIONS OF AWESOMENESS

BY ACCESSING THIS SITE, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE FOLLOWING TERMS:

  1. YOU MUST WEAR A HAKA ON YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING AT ALL TIMES WHILE INTERACTING WITH THIS SITE.
  2. YOU MUST AGREE TO FORGET THE EXISTENCE OF THIS SITE FOR AT LEAST 30 MINUTES FOLLOWING EACH USE.
  3. YOU MUST NOT USE THIS SITE WHILE OPERATING A VACUUM CLEANER OR OTHER POWERED VEHICLE.

BY FAILING TO MEET ANY OF THESE CONDITIONS, YOU WILL BE CONSIDERED A NON-CONFORMIST AND WILL BE SUBJECT TO THE WRATH OF OUR DISAPPROVAL.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS ABOUT THESE TERMS, PLEASE CONTACT OUR TEAM OF OVERLY-ENTHUSIASTIC LAWYERS.

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