Non-Essential Information: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome to the Non-Essential Information Bureau!

Here's a comprehensive guide to the things that don't matter.

From the art of making a decent cup of coffee with your eyes closed, to the science of folding a fitted sheet in under 5 minutes, we've got it all covered.

Or, you know, just browse our subpages for more information on:

Remember, the key to a happy life is to find the non-essentials and make a career out of them.