Our Guarantee of Non-Liability

What We Won't Do

We won't make any promises, because let's face it, those are just a recipe for disaster.

But seriously, we won't be held responsible for any damage caused by our website, our employees, or our cats.

We're not responsible for any injuries caused by our website's tendency to crash and burn.
We're not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our website's poorly designed navigation.
We're not responsible for any lost productivity caused by our website's endless scrolling.

If you're still reading this, you're probably one of our lawyers. In that case, congratulations! You're a real sport.

Don't quote us on this, but we're not really saying anything.

Our lawyers are really good at making us say things we don't mean.
We're not really sure what we're talking about, but it sounds good.
We're not responsible for any confusion caused by our attempts to clarify things.

Thanks for reading! We hope you didn't get too lost in the process.

No footnotes were harmed during the production of this website.

Thanks for playing along!

Without them, we'd be lost forever in a sea of non-liability.