Current Overload Status:
Your system is currently experiencing an overload of epic proportions.
We're talking 1000+ emails unattended,
200+ forgotten meetings,
and a team of developers who are on the brink of a nervous breakdown.
Recommendations:
- Implement an auto-response system to inform clients that you're busy. We're talking "Out of Office" mode, baby!
- Bulk-delete 50% of your email inbox. It's like spring cleaning, but for your email!
- Fire the intern who's not doing their job (just kidding, we don't actually have any interns).
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