A: An Overload Management Consultant is a highly trained professional who specializes in telling you what to do when your workload is too much.
A: Symptoms include but are not limited to: increased caffeine consumption, spontaneous combustion, and a strong desire to scream at your coworkers.
A: Simply hire an Overload Management Consultant. They will teach you the ancient art of saying no, prioritizing tasks, and taking breaks.
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