You're not lazy, you're just... overcommitted. And overworked. Okay, fine. You're lazy. But that's okay! Here are some tips for delegating tasks without actually doing any of them yourself:
- Make someone else's problem your problem, but only if it's not actually yours.
- Delegate to the most competent person, even if it's just to your cat.
- Use the power of "I don't know, maybe you can figure it out?" to avoid actual answers.
Step 1: Make a to-do list for someone else.
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