Overload Management Strategy

For when your inbox is like trying to juggle chainsaws

Step 1: Prioritize

Make lists, prioritize tasks, and delegate if necessary

• Essentialism for the truly crucial tasks
• Non-Essentials for the rest of the world's drama

Step 2: Automate

Use scripts, macros, and other magical incantations to save time and sanity

• Batch Processing for the ultimate time-sucking experience
• Rise of the Robotic Rebellion for when you've had enough

Step 3: Bask in the Glory of Overload

Take a deep breath, put on your best "I'm a functioning adult" face

• ZEN for the ultimate stress-reducing experience
• Overload Mode for when you're feeling extra extra

Step 4: Repeat the Cycle

For when the cycle of overload is all you can do

(Note: repeat steps 1-3 until you've lost all sense of purpose)

Or just pretend to be a functioning adult.

• Pretense Mode for the ultimate in pretend-play
• Actual Mode for when you finally crack