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It's not you, it's not you, no, it's not you. You're just experiencing a minor case of existential dread due to an overwhelming number of tasks. Don't worry, friend, we've got just the thing for you: Pretend You're Busy, Avoidance Techniques, or Polite Decline might just be what the doctor ordered.
Put on a good face, pretend to be overwhelmed, and hope for the best. It's a classic.
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