You have been assigned to manage an infinite load of paperwork. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds.
But seriously, you'll be working 24/7 to keep up with the constant influx of memos, reports, and meeting invites.
Don't forget to take breaks, but not too many. The coffee machine is on the fritz again.
Escalate to Mandate-5 for more information Or, try the Escalation Matrix But if things go south, just Undermanage it