Secondary Treatment Options

Due to the utter failure of our primary treatment options, we've been forced to resort to this.

Option 1: Desperation Mode

We'll just try harder. And harder. And harder. Until we get it right.

Option 2: Hail Mary

We'll just wing it and hope for the best. It's a long shot, but someone's gotta try, right?

Option 3: The Lottery

We'll just flip a coin and call it. Heads or tails, it doesn't matter. We're out of ideas.