MANATE 42: THE ULTIMATE GUIDELINE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE

APPENDIX 42: THE SECRET TO A HAPPIER YOU

Section 7, Mandate 42: A Guide to Not Being a Total Disaster

As per the InterGalactic Union of Advanced Sentients, humans are required to conform to the strict guidelines set forth in Mandate 42.

Failure to comply may result in:

• Immediate reassignment to a lower caste system
• Forfeiture of all rights and privileges
• Reeducation in a state-run reeducation facility

Recommended Reading:

• Mandate 17: The Proper Way to Tie Your Shoes
• Memo 42-A: The Fine Art of Not Stealing Your Neighbor's Lawn Gnome

Don't be a disappointment to the universe. Follow Mandate 42.

Hyperlink to the InterGalactic Union of Advanced Sentients: iguas.com

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