Mandate 42: The Unyielding Regulations of the Galactic Empire

Section 7: The Unyielding Regulations of the Galactic Empire

Subsection: Mandate 42 Extras

Revision 1: The First Amendment to the First Amendment (because we're not sure what's going on)

Click here to see the second revision, which is basically the same as the first but with more words.

Mandate 42 Extras

A list of extra features that are totally not optional:

• Free space travel to any planet in the galaxy, but only if you're wearing a spacesuit.
• The right to bear arms, but only if you're a registered member of the Galactic Empire.
• The freedom to make fun of the Emperor's haircut, but only in private.

Mandate 42 Revisions

A list of revisions to the original mandate, because we're not sure what we're doing either:

• Revision 1: The First Amendment to the First Amendment (because we're not sure what's going on)
• Revision 2: The Second Amendment to the First Amendment (basically the same as the first but with more words)
• Revision 3: The Third Amendment to the First Amendment (we're getting tired of these amendments)