Mandate 3: The Unyielding Edict of Unfolding Chaos

By the power vested in us, we, the Council of Unyielding Mandates, do hereby decree that all inhabitants of the realm shall...

...install a minimum of 5 cat cafes within the city limits. These cat cafes shall feature an array of whiskered friends, including but not limited to: cats in space suits, cats playing the trombone, and cats riding tiny motorcycles.