Sock-Sock-Sock of Doom: The Alternative Sock Mandate

In a world where socks are not just a fashion statement, but a matter of national security, the Sock-Sock-Sock of Doom initiative has been established to provide a safe, stylish alternative.

Sock-Sock-Sock of Doom Protocol: Read Me First! Sock-Sock-Sock of Doom Safety Guidelines (Not That We Actually Care)