Secondary Sock Colors Mandated by the Great and Powerful Mandate

Pinky Swear, You Will Wear:

Light Lavender: For those who dare not be subtle, but not bold enough.

Magenta: For those who still think they're too cool for school, but not cool enough for us.

Salmon Pink: Because who needs to blend in, right?

You are hereby mandated to wear these socks as a symbol of your unwavering dedication to our Great and Powerful Mandate. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: ridicule, shame, and being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

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