Sock Color Mandate

Welcome to the Sock Color Mandate, where we dictate the most important issue of our time: the color of your socks.

As per Article 1, Section 7 of the Sock Color Mandate, all citizens are required to wear matching socks at all times.

Failure to comply will result in fines, penalties, and/or forced watching of reruns of "The Great Sock Debate" on repeat loop.

But don't just take our word for it. Read the Sock Color Mandate in its entirety:

• Article 1: The Sock Color Mandate
• Article 2: Sock Color Variance and the Right to Inconvenience
• Article 3: The Sock Color Mandate Enforcement Agency