By the power vested in them, Sock Gnomes have taken over the land of laundry.
The Sock Gnomes have infiltrated the washing machines, manipulating the fabric softeners to make all socks disappear in a puff of smoke.
But fear not, for there is hope. The Sock Gnomes have a weakness: they're allergic to fabric softener sheets.
Join the resistance and fight against the Sock Gnomes at Sock Gnome Liberation Front.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try Sock Gnome Negotiation.