SOCKNADO-03: A Grievous Crime
Section 1: The Sock Tampering Act
It is hereby declared a Grievous Crime to tamper with socks. Specifically:
- Stealing a sock from someone else's drawer
- Pairing a lone sock with a sock from a completely different pair
- Refusing to do the Sock Shuffle of the Ancients
Section 2: The Consequences
Those found guilty of sock tampering shall face:
- Forfeiture of all sock privileges
- Fines paid in full in the currency of choice (currently: lint)
- Community service: cleaning up after the Sock Gremlins
Socknado Schedule
Socknado Victims