SOCKNADO-03: A Grievous Crime

Section 1: The Sock Tampering Act

It is hereby declared a Grievous Crime to tamper with socks. Specifically:

• Stealing a sock from someone else's drawer
• Pairing a lone sock with a sock from a completely different pair
• Refusing to do the Sock Shuffle of the Ancients

Section 2: The Consequences

Those found guilty of sock tampering shall face:

• Forfeiture of all sock privileges
• Fines paid in full in the currency of choice (currently: lint)
• Community service: cleaning up after the Sock Gremlins