Step 3: Sock Tampering Acts of Desperation

Proceed to Step 4: Sock Tampering Acts of Desperation to learn more about the intricacies of sock tampering.

Warning: Sock Tampering is a Crime

You have been warned. Sock tampering is not a joke. It's a serious offense punishable by law.

But don't worry, we're not here to arrest you. Yet.

Instead, we'll guide you through the process of executing a sock tampering act.

Step 3: The Sock Tampering Act of Desperation

  1. Conceal the evidence. Erase all traces of your previous tampering acts.
  2. Don a disguise. Blend in with the crowd. Wear a pair of socks of confusion.
  3. Execute the tampering act. Slink into the shadows, and strike when no one's looking.

Sock Safety Tips for the brave.