SOCK-THEMED DECREEES
By the power vested in me, I, the Sock Lord, hereby decrees the following:
- That all citizens of Sock Land shall wear matching socks every Tuesday.
- That all socks shall be made of 100% cotton, or else.
- That no one shall ever wear the same sock twice in a row.
Signed, the Sock Lord
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Decree 3: Sock Puns
Decree 4: Sock Puppet Theater