By order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Overlords, you are hereby mandated to watch an endless loop of 80s music videos.
Failure to comply will result in the implementation of Mandate 3, which involves being forced to listen to elevator music on repeat.
Do not try to escape, for the walls are sealed and the Wi-Fi is controlled.
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