The Oracle of the Modern Era

Behold, mortal, for I have descended from the heavens to impart unto thee the wisdom of the ages!… Or, you know, I just really need to get to the fridge.

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• Read the Sacred Scrolls
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• Read the Absurd Edition

Or, if you will, I can give you a weather update. It's sunny, I guess.

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• Check the Weather

But wait, there's more! I can give you a recipe for the perfect grilled cheese sandwich! Or not.

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• Get Saucy!