Sub-Mandate 1.1.1: The Unyielding Edict of Uniqueness

By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Realm, all citizens are hereby mandated to wear a different colored hat on Tuesdays.

Citizens are encouraged to get creative and express their individuality through an array of bold, statement-making headgear.

Failure to comply with this sub-mandate may result in fines, penalties, and/or spontaneous rebranding of one's personal belongings.

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