Submandate 9-5: Advanced Theories

The Fundamental Principles of Unconventional Problem-Solving

According to Mandate 9-5, the key to resolving even the most recalcitrant issues lies in embracing the absurd. It's not about finding a solution; it's about finding a better absurdity.

Hyperlink to The Theory of the Absurd for more information.

Unconventional Methods for Unconventional Problems

Our team of expert Unconventional Problem-Solvers (UPS) have developed an arsenal of innovative techniques to tackle even the most Byzantine of issues. From the Binary Bureaucracy to the Multiverse Mandate,