A document so comprehensive, it's almost a thesis.
Step 1: Write a memo to the committee chair.
Step 2: Attach a spreadsheet with 17 columns.
Step 3: Hold an emergency meeting at 2 AM.
Step 4: Draft a press release for the local newspaper.
Step 5: Ignore the lawyers and just do it anyway.
Appendix: Frequently Asked Questions
Submandate 9: 5 - Submandate 9: 5-b
Disclaimer: This submandate is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually implement.