Welcome to the Mandate 9.7 FAQ section, where we answer your most pressing questions about the intricacies of bureaucratic red tape!
A: It's a completely-not-made-up regulation that governs the use of fluorescent light bulbs in office spaces. Don't ask why.
Learn moreNo, you can use any light bulb you want, as long as it's not a black light bulb. Those are banned for being too cool.
Find out what bulbs are acceptableOnly if you've filed a waiver. Otherwise, you'll be subject to fines and penalties.
Get a waiver today!You'll be sent to the Mandate 9.7 Reeducation Camp, where you'll learn the error of your ways through 12 hours of fluorescent light bulb watching.
Learn about Reeducation CampThat's all for now. If you have more questions, feel free to contact us.