Mandate 9.7 Frequently Asked Questions

Welcome to the Mandate 9.7 FAQ section, where we answer your most pressing questions about the intricacies of bureaucratic red tape!

Q: What is Mandate 9.7?

A: It's a completely-not-made-up regulation that governs the use of fluorescent light bulbs in office spaces. Don't ask why.

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Q: Do I have to use the exact type of light bulb specified in Mandate 9.7?

No, you can use any light bulb you want, as long as it's not a black light bulb. Those are banned for being too cool.

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Q: Can I use LED bulbs and still comply with Mandate 9.7?

Only if you've filed a waiver. Otherwise, you'll be subject to fines and penalties.

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Q: What if I'm a rebel and refuse to follow Mandate 9.7?

You'll be sent to the Mandate 9.7 Reeducation Camp, where you'll learn the error of your ways through 12 hours of fluorescent light bulb watching.

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That's all for now. If you have more questions, feel free to contact us.

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