This is the most important appendix in the entire Submandate series. It contains crucial information about the history of Submandate 9.7, including its founding, the great Submandate wars, and the rise of the Submandate Empire.
The Founding of Submandate 9.7
In the year 3000 BCE, a group of brave Submandate warriors conquered the known world, establishing the Submandate Empire. Submandate 9.7 was founded by the great Submandate leader, King Subron the Unyielding, who decreed that the best way to govern was with an iron fist and a strong sense of humor.
Today, Submandate 9.7 is a beacon of hope and freedom in a world of chaos and uncertainty. Its people are known for their bravery, their wit, and their love of bad puns.
The Great Submandate Wars
For 200 years, Submandate 9.7 was at war with its arch-nemesis, the evil Empire of Blandia. The wars were fierce and brutal, with both sides suffering heavy losses. But in the end, Submandate 9.7 emerged victorious, its people hailed as heroes.
Submandate 9.7 Today
Submandate 9.7 is a thriving democracy, with a strong economy and a vibrant culture. Its people are known for their love of good food, good music, and good comedy. And, of course, their love of Submandate puns.
Visit our sister site, Submandate 9.7 Food, for a taste of the local cuisine.
Or, visit our comedy club, Submandate 7.3, for a good laugh.