Lost in the Woods: Techniques for the Utterly Uncoordinated

Techniques for getting lost in the woods, because who needs Google Maps?

Welcome to the Lost in the Woods Guide, where we'll teach you the art of getting completely turned around in the middle of nowhere. Because, let's be real, who needs to follow a path when you can just wander off into the wilderness like a boss?

Here are our top 5 techniques for getting lost in the woods:

• 1. Forget Your Phone (and everything else)
• 2. Take Every Shortcut You Can See (Even If It's Just a Tree)
• 3. Walk In A Circle (It's Like Meditating, But With More Bugs)
• 4. Pay Attention To Your Compass (But Not Really)
• 5. Ask For Directions From Animals (They Seem To Know What They're Doing)

Don't forget to bring a snack, because getting lost can be a real appetite-killer!