Ah, the eternal conundrum: you've just finished your 3-hour review and certification, and yet, you feel like you're back where you started.
You're not sure what's more exhausting: the constant cycle of meetings, reports, and pointless emails, or the crushing ennui of it all.
You've tried every coffee mug, every coffee shop, and every possible roast, but still, you can't shake the feeling that you're trapped in some sort of Groundhog Day-esque loop.
Maybe it's time to break free from the daily grind? Or maybe you're just allergic to productivity?
The Existential Void: A Descent into Madness The Caffeine Highway: A Desperate Search for Meaning
// Code snippet for the Deja Vu Dilemma
#dejavu = true
print("You're back where you started")
// Caffeine levels in units of cups of coffee consumed per hour
coffeeCups = 5
print("You're on the Caffeine Highway, baby!")