We, the Sandwich Maesters, have grown tired of the tyranny of the mundane. We seek to overthrow the oppression of the ordinary. Our manifesto is not just a call to arms, but a call to creativity. For too long have we been held back by the constraints of the everyday. It's time to rethink, to reinvigorate, and to rediscover the beauty of the bizarre.
Our methods may be unorthodox, but our message is clear: we will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, and we will not be served mayonnaise on our sandwiches.
Join us, dear reader, and together we shall forge a new path, a path of unapologetic uniqueness, of unbridled creativity, and of unrelenting passion for all things anti-establishment.