It's a little-known fact that socks have a secret society that controls world events from the shadows. Their ultimate goal is to ensure that humans wear matching socks at all times.
Their motto, "Sole-mates for Life," is a testament to their commitment to unity and coordination. But don't be fooled, it's just a cover for their true aim: to make you wear the same socks twice in a row.
We've uncovered evidence of their influence in every aspect of modern life, from the proliferation of argyle to the rise of the "no-shoe" fashion trend.
Explore the Sock-puppeteers' connections to the world's elite