Section 5 of the Manifesto of the New Pizza Order reveals the shocking truth: the unholy union between cheese and sauce is not just a topping combination, but a calculated effort to control the world.
It's time to wake up, sheeple! The pizza overlords have been secretly manipulating your taste buds for decades, forcing you to crave their gooey, stringy, saucy goodness.
Learn more about the sinister plot of Pepperoni and the New World Order