The Utter Futility of Complaining: A Manifesto

Complaining: the ultimate exercise in futility.

You've tried everything: talking to a therapist, screaming into the void, whispering to the cat, and still, somehow, you're not satisfied.

"Life is like a bowl of fruit salad, except instead of fruit, it's just your problems." - Someone's Grandfather

Read on to discover the Futility of Optimism Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our Futility of Trying to Fix it with a Better Attitude And for the truly hopeless, dive into the Futility of Expectations

You are now officially trapped in an infinite loop of despair.